ftmark: transmutes: anikicomplex: i just spent one hour and 25 minutes of my time watching this movie. was it worth it? yes. i sat down for an hour and almost a half watching how a brilliant talking cat brought two families together. they literally use a moving mspaint black circle and a bad microphone recording to make the cat look like it was talking okay BUT ALSO I THINK IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER AT LEAST because LOOK IT WAS MADE IN THE YEAR 2013 AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOUVE WALKED ONTO THE SET OF A LOW BUDGET TALKING CAT PORNO OK actually IT IS THE SET OF A SOFTCORE PORN MOVIE ACTUALLY CHECK THIS OUT: that’s the talking cat movie ^ and here’s 1313:UFO INVASION vvvvv SAME DOOR I LOOKED IT UP, SAME PRODUCTION COMPANY 1313:UFO INVASION IS LITERALLY TWINKY DUDES SWIMMING IN A POOL, GETTING TIED UP, AND GOING FOR VERY LONG WALKS watch the trailer here THE 1313 MOVIES ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS 1313 COUGARCULT IS P MUCH EXACTLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT THEY TAKE A LOT OF VERY LONG SHOWERS AND THERE’S THESE OLD-ASS WITCH WOMEN WHOSE HEADS TURN INTO MS PAINT COUGARS BEFORE THEY KILL THE INEXPLICABLY HALF-NAKED DUDES
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ftmark:

transmutes:

anikicomplex:

i just spent one hour and 25 minutes of my time watching this movie. was it worth it? yes. i sat down for an hour and almost a half watching how a brilliant talking cat brought two families together. they literally use a moving mspaint black circle and a bad microphone recording to make the cat look like it was talking

okay BUT ALSO I THINK IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER AT LEAST because LOOK IT WAS MADE IN THE YEAR 2013 AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOUVE WALKED ONTO THE SET OF A LOW BUDGET TALKING CAT PORNO

OK actually IT IS THE SET OF A SOFTCORE PORN MOVIE

ACTUALLY

CHECK THIS OUT:

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that’s the talking cat movie ^

and here’s 1313:UFO INVASION vvvvv

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SAME DOOR

I LOOKED IT UP, SAME PRODUCTION COMPANY

1313:UFO INVASION IS LITERALLY TWINKY DUDES SWIMMING IN A POOL, GETTING TIED UP, AND GOING FOR VERY LONG WALKS

watch the trailer here

THE 1313 MOVIES ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS

1313 COUGARCULT IS P MUCH EXACTLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT THEY TAKE A LOT OF VERY LONG SHOWERS AND THERE’S THESE OLD-ASS WITCH WOMEN WHOSE HEADS TURN INTO MS PAINT COUGARS BEFORE THEY KILL THE INEXPLICABLY HALF-NAKED DUDES

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Aromantic and Gray-romantic

awelcomingplace:

In 2008, 15% of all books sold in the US were romance novels, and 25% of Americans had read at least one.  Novels, movies, music, and most of all people; we are constantly told about the importance of romantic love.  If you’re dating someone, people want to know when you’re getting married.  If you’re not dating, then offers are made to set you up, or of the dating sight that so-and-so found useful, or reassurances that the right person is out there for you.  Because if you’re not in love, you must be looking for it, right?  If you’re not with someone romantically then either you just broke up, or you’re going to be with someone soon.

Someone who says they don’t want to be in love is looked upon as a Scrooge, most of the time.  And someone who doesn’t feel romantic love because it’s not part of who they are isn’t even acknowledged in society.  It’s never discussed as being a possibility, that people don’t feel it.  There’s so many kinds of love, but more than any other it feels like romantic love is stressed as being ‘the’ love.  It’s this quest to find it, this mythic journey.

But what about people who don’t feel it? Or rarely feel it?  It doesn’t make you wrong, or broken, or a freak.  A few hundred years ago making marriage decisions based on love would have been ridiculous, and yet now we’ve swung so far in the other direction that making relationship decisions based on anything other than romantic love is disdained.

How do you cope with a romantic based society when you’re aromantic (not feeling romantic love at all) or gray-romantic (feeling very little or for short intervals)?

howardphillipslovecraft:

“allons-y!”: Copyright Alert System (CAS) passed

snowl4e:

Slow clap.

Slow clap.

Enjoy having your Internet slowed down for alledged copyright infringement.

Also CISPA is trying to come back as we speak.

‘Murika, you let CAS pass. If you don’t stop CISPA, say goodbye to Free Internet.

Here’s a link to the Stop CISPA petition.

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY UNTIL THE 15TH.

15 days. 82 246 signatures needed. Only 411 were made yesterday.

even if you didn’t, fucking put your goddamn signature there (assuming you’re an american and actually can do that) and signal boost it.


14 days, 82 037 signatures needed. Only 209 were made yesterday.

Here’s some info on what will happen to you if you don’t fucking sign this petition.

  1. Your private information from sites, such as Facebook and Google, will be now available to the Goverment. And there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it. If someone doesn’t like you, they can go and check all the information Facebook and Google have about you
  2. Your military will ALSO have access to said private info.
  3. No warrants or subpoenas (also known as the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part)
  4. Companies that join this shit become immune to criminal and civil liability (also “an aka the “there’s jack shit you will be able to do about it” part”)

If you don’t get how serious that is, watch this video, it’ll demonstrate.

Oh, and GO SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION.

14 days, 81,888 signatures needed. Only 149 were made yesterday.

Don’t make me start reposting this post twice a day. Because I will if  the amount of signatures won’t fucking skyrocket.

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