You know how the digimon V pets will just take a dump and then scream at you? Just imagine how utterly bizarre it would be if they were real and still acted just like the V pet. Like, you have this amazing, powerful Seraphimon and he suddenly just shits on your floor, and then throws a tantrum because you won’t pick up his poop for him.
Chromatic Typewriter Prints
Tyree Callahan has recycled (or upcycled, perhaps) a classic 1937 Underwood typewriter by replacing letters with sponges soaked across the spectrum with bright yellows, reds, blues and combinations thereof.
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
For everyone who doesn’t know what Jontron looked like when he was in High School.
Don’t call them sexual “freaks”. There should be nothing “freaky” or strange or weird or scary about sexuality.
Maybe they ask me that stuff because I’m one of the few people who get that.
i remember at the beginning of the summer, i looked up my follower count in the pokedex and it was one of the legendary birds
then once i got confident enough to start reblogging anti-sjw things i’ve lost so many followers that i am now a magikarp
|—||Jontron (via letsdropacidwiththebeatles)|
While everyone else was secretly crushing on Pokemon’s feisty redhead back in the day, I was smitten by this ditzy Digimon dame.